Below are the 4 most recent journal entries recorded in Capt. Rummy McOGunnies' LiveJournal:

Thursday, August 23rd, 2007
5:27 pm	This is my life so I take this water excises class, i am one of about 4 men in the class. Now I hate changing in the locker-room, I do not like to be naked in front of other peoples (aside from those select few who I may intimate with and even there it make take a little wile) so after I get out of the pool, I am in the locker room, now I also go to the guy in the city 33'th street  ymca, it’s all most all black people. OK back to me in the guy, so I hold this towel up to cove my junk as I take off my suite, I dry off and than pull up the undies, As they are coming up I step on my wet bathing suite and slip. I fall in to the wooden bench that is bolted to the floor, than slid off of that on to the floor, it was a motherfucker of a pain. Now wile all this is going on a rather slender black man in his 50's is changing well I am not sure what he is doing other than being necked, he hears me fall and like a good guy he runs over to help me. now he comes over and all I can think is hey man please keep your GIGANTIC uncut  cock out of my face. now in reality it was no more than say a foot away but I was on the floor and he was standing and it was eye level, it scared the craps out of me + the pain. so like a good guy I said no im fine no need to help. it was kind of funny introspect. The lesson there is all ways a time and place to put pants on   i think that story is a good model for my life, things are ok than some thing bad happens, than  something crazy and bad happens and then I find it funny latter on   (Comment on this)
Sunday, March 4th, 2007
8:55 pm	oh shit I was driving home for a the eastern shore about 6 years ago me and a friend had driven out to visit another friend whom we had both guan to school with. So me and my pal Danny were driving home at about 4 in the afternoon somewhere between Salisbury and the bay bridge when he reached up and grabbed the “oh shit” handle on my mom’s car, I was using her car because it was nicer than my truck, any way he pulled off the handle complete, it was just like oh shit it came off in my hand, I got kind of freaked out because it was my mom’s car and all, I came to a dead stop at a fruit stand on the side of the road and starting cursing and such so he just jammed it back where it was spouted to be and the funny thing of it was that it stuck, after that I lost it for about ten minutes, that’s what I call a quality American car.   (Comment on this)
Sunday, February 25th, 2007
4:58 pm	And open letter  An open letter to the crazy bitches that live 3 floors below me who fin it necessary to argue with their boy friend at 1am.  Dear crazy bitches WHAT THE FUCK IS wrong with you, shove it!! Its 1 am please find some other place to yell and be stupid drunk that is NOT under my window. Thanks      Peter Allen  PS SHOVE IT!!! (Comment on this)
Sunday, March 26th, 2006
8:08 pm	Welcome To the HMS Krunk Hello you scurvy Dogs and welcome to my Live Journal of Drunken Debauchery Here you can read the log of my faith full crew and here about all of our drunken Debauchery You will be able to meet my Crew and see my ship the HMS Krunk So if you are brave and true of heart you should leave now!! We only want those in drunken stuppers, those men who have picked livers and who are dead in side that’s what my crew is all about!! So come forth and take the kings shilling and join our drunken crew of misfits on our travels of inebriation!!! God save the king and the Rum for latter!!!! (Comment on this)